09 7 / 2012
"RT @HumanRightsLawA: @Barristocrat there was a law student called lex, with diminutive organs of sex. When charged with exposure, he replied with composure…"
09 7 / 2012
"RT @twitmericks: There is a young man from Dunblane/Whose face betrayed anguish & pain/After Federer won/But cheer up everyone/Next year he can try it again."
09 7 / 2012
"Oh I see!” said the OIC
“This PACE is news to me!”
The prosecution’s a farce,
So the law looks an arse,
And a guilty defendant walks free."
03 7 / 2012
"First you get puking and mewling, Then very pissed off with your schooling, Then fucks and then fights,…” http://t.co/cx5FtU1u"
03 7 / 2012
"First you get puking and mewling,
Then very pissed off with your schooling,
Then fucks and then fights,
Then judging chaps’ rights,
Then sitting in slippers, then drooling."
13 6 / 2012
"Send him down!” Said the judge
With no hint of a grudge
So certain he feels
The Court of Appeal
From his sentence an inch they won’t budge"
13 6 / 2012
"In a mitigation plea
The pupil said with glee:
‘Custody threshold’s not passed
So for probation I ask’,
But alas the client lost his liberty"
12 6 / 2012
"A good egg by the name of Sean Jones
was granted his silky robes
The Lord Chancellor saw
The king of employment law
Shall never be dethroned"
12 6 / 2012
"
The old robing room
Resounds to prophesies of doom;
And criminal hacks
When faced with the facts
Face a life at the Bar full of gloom#Silk
"
12 6 / 2012
"You want a career at the Bar?
If clever then you will go far,
As long as you’re male
Straight, posh and pale,
And Daddy’s the Earl of Dunbar"
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