12 6 / 2012

"You want a career at the Bar?
If clever then you will go far,
As long as you’re male
Straight, posh and pale,
And Daddy’s the Earl of Dunbar"

11 6 / 2012

"In a hectic legal jungle,
Where wheely bags trundle,
New pupils, take heed:
What will increase your speed
Is a well-tabbed, paginated bundle"

06 6 / 2012

"When representing a thief
His intentions may shake like a leaf
If he changes his plea
To one of guilty
Just make sure you endorse the brief"