01 6 / 2012
"The infamous #TwitterJokeTrial
Went on for quite a while
Poor old Paul Chambers
Made jokes to some strangers
And now he’s awaiting retrial"
01 6 / 2012
"Two judges couldn’t agree
So they are set to be three
Hopefully not to resile
In the #TwitterJokeTrial
From principles keeping speech free"
01 6 / 2012
"Psychos and alcoholics
Counsel engaging in frolics
But why is #Silk poor?
Because it ignores law?
Or the fact that the advocacy’s bollocks!"
01 6 / 2012
"Oh really what is the use!”
Said the lad (his face turning puce)
“I can’t work any faster
For my pupilmaster
It’s frankly just pupil abuse"
01 6 / 2012
"It’s not just a sin of omission
Delays to pay barristers wishin
To settle their debts
And chambers’ rent
Damn the Legal Services Commission!"
01 6 / 2012
"There is a Temple called Inner
That serves a superlative dinner
Masters get plastered
Amid drink and laughter
But now I’m much less thinner"
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01 6 / 2012
"There once was a moot held at speed
An astonishing thing indeed
Much like speed-dating
Submissions given verbatim
For skeletons - no need!"
01 6 / 2012
"RT @MTStudents: The MTSA are planning to run a Speed Moot in June provided that 24 teams submit their names to the Mooting… http://t.c …"
01 6 / 2012
"Reaching Friday with glee
The prospect of 4 days off free
But Counsel was glum
To realisation he’d come
That no court meant getting no fee"
01 6 / 2012
"A clerk with sadistic bent
To faraway courts often sent
Barristers out of favour
Are often heard to quaver
Where the fuck’s Stoke on Trent?!"
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