11 6 / 2012
"In a hectic legal jungle,
Where wheely bags trundle,
New pupils, take heed:
What will increase your speed
Is a well-tabbed, paginated bundle"
08 6 / 2012
"At 10 I was ready to go,
But the list is just being so slow;
For delay there’s no basis:
No custody cases;
The usher’s just bringing me woe."
05 6 / 2012
"Bugger,the barrister thought
In 4 days off work I’ve done naught
It’s gone by so quick
Now I’m in the shit
As tomorrow I’ll be back in court"
